Cuz you would always be my uptown girl

Remember...F4?

Hockey!

Overheard...

"Virginity is like balloon, 1 pop & it’s gone forever! Sex is like Pringles, once you start you can’t stop! The exam paper is like a dick, when it gets hard people get fucked! Fate is like getting raped, u can’t fight it so learn 2 enjoy it! Work is like a group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place! Education is like hiring prostitute, it needs both your money & hard work! Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can achieve it!!"

Difference between Men and Women

One of my fav show....

When you play, play to win.

The economy is so bad that ...

… my neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

… wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

… CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

… a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

… I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

… if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

… McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

… parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

… my cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

… a picture is now only worth 200 words.

… when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

… the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Keep your friends close and spirits up!