Overheard...

"Virginity is like balloon, 1 pop & it’s gone forever! Sex is like Pringles, once you start you can’t stop! The exam paper is like a dick, when it gets hard people get fucked! Fate is like getting raped, u can’t fight it so learn 2 enjoy it! Work is like a group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place! Education is like hiring prostitute, it needs both your money & hard work! Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can achieve it!!"