"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral"
"I'm no gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one."
"you're useless like pants on a hooker."
"Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola."
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