- Today is National LeBron James Day. Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early!
- Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
- The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same no. of championships they have.
- How do you know you’ve found Lebron James’ cell phone? It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn’t have a ring!
- Why did Lebron head down South? Because his mother went West!
- Why can’t Lebron James write his Auto-Biography? He can’t come up with a title!
- If you ask LeBron for change for a dollar, he’ll only give you 75 cents. He never has the fourth quarter.
- Why didn’t LeBron go to college? He was afraid of the Finals.